Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
You know what’s attractive?
Not this:
This is G Damn right
Yes! The only reason they force us to live with these ridiculous faux pockets is so they can make us carry bags. Well...