May 2013
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
Me First Having a Tumblr: I will never reblog a photo more than once.
Now: Reblogging the 83rd time because of perfection
maleteen:
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
Mirror: you look cute today
Camera: lol no
Instagram filters: I got you
shego:
true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
inlovewithitalianfood:
you know when you see a picture on your dash and it hasn’t loaded yet but from reading the description/comments you can almost tell what it is and you want to reblog it but it isn’t loading so eventually you just get fed up and reblog it anyway even though it’s still just a white square and you just have to hope it’s not something terrible
it’s like the tumblr version of...
A Workout For Book Nerds
epicreads:
All you need for this workout is a stack of hardcovers and some yarn or rope to tie them together!
Workout #1: The Book Curl
Workout #2: The Book Up
Workout #3: The Brunch (Book Crunch) - Just like brunch this can be done alone or with a friend!
Cool Down
sextingllamas:
is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
1 tag
shutupaubrey:
break out the handcuffs girl we about to get
whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
gorillamunchies:
breaking a sweat from running such a good blog
As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother,...
– Kate Winslet (via wrists)
3ridan:
riddlersgammon:
hyungstrider:
if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can
what if its a baby
dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
egberts:
you know something on the internet is funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast